J.D.:
Well, uh...let's take a look at some of the homosexual artifacts I dug up to plant at the scene. *goes through a shopping bag* Alright. Got an issue of "Stud Puppy."
Veronica Sawyer:
Great!
J.D.:
Candy dish. Joan Crawford postcard. Let's see, some mascara. Alright. And here's the one perfecto thing I picked up: mineral water.
Veronica Sawyer:
Oh, come on, a lot of people drink mineral water, it's come a long way.
J.D.:
Yeah, but this is Ohio. I mean, if you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.